The Chick and the Duck

The Chick and the Duck deserve their own little page. Here are the episodes where they are mentioned.

321: The One With a Chick and a Duck

Joey buys Chandler a live baby chicken because they are on sale after Easter. Unfortunately, neither of them knows how to care for a chick. When Chandler takes it to an animal shelter, he learns that it would be killed if he left it, along with a duck that someone has brought in. He keeps the chick and takes the duck home too. Later Chandler asks Ross and Rachel how to get a chick out of a VCR. Chandler names the chick Yasmine.


322: The One With the Screamer…

Chandler brings Yasmine and the duck through to Monica’s and asks if they can go to see Joey’s play. When she says no, a vindicated Chandler looks at them and says, “I just wanted them to hear it from someone else.” Later, when Tommy is screaming at the innocent pair, we see that Chandler and Joey have left a little something in Yasmine’s basket in case she gets bored – it’s a Game Boy.


323: The One With Ross’s Thing…

The duck, here named Dick, is taken to see Guru Saj as he has a bad cough. When Saj asks if the duck would be prepared to eat a whole bat, a marvelous synchrony occurs: the duck starts to flap its wings in a mad panic, with Joey having to hold it tightly.


402: The One With the Cat

They’re housed inside the entertainment centre, with their own disco ball and fairy lights


403: The One With the Cuffs…

Dick the duck comes to see what Joey’s up to. Joey without looking, waves him back into the bathroom and he waddles back in despondently


405: The One With Joey’s New Girlfriend…

Chandler lifts the chick in the canoe. When Kathy asks, “What about the duck?”, he explains that the duck can swim. Later on he plays an unsuccessful game of hide and seek with the pets.


407: The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line…

The duck starts quacking during Baywatch, prompting Chandler to reassure him that his breasts are just as firm and juicy as Yasmine Bleeth’s.


408: The One With Chandler in a Box…

The duck and the chick walk out of the bathroom when Joey says he’s leaving. Chandler begs Joey to stay for their sake: “They have had a very difficult year, what with the robbery and all.”


412: TOW the Embryo’s…

Yasmine the chick is going through some changes. ‘She’ turns out to be a rooster.


414: TOW Joey’s Dirty Day…

They follow Chandler out of his room and into the bathroom. “Will you give me one minute, please?” says the irritable Chandler.


418: TOW Rachel’s New Dress…

Yasmine and Dick still ‘migrate’ over their old apartment every now and then, which really freaks Joshua out – he’s afraid of farm birds!


422: TOW the Worst Best Man Ever…

They hide in Joey’s room while the party is on. Joey tells the stripper that he has them totally trained, and proves it by getting Dick the Duck to stare at the wall, hardly move and ‘be white.’ Later on the duck swallows the wedding ring.


501: TOA Ross Says Rachel

When everyone gets home, except Rachel, Joey says he’s going to say hi to the chick and the duck. “Me too!” says Phoebe. Joey tells her that she’s been feeding them for the last 4 days. Phoebe says she needs to go home and rushes out of the apartment. Joey rushes in their apartment to see if they’re still alive.


504: TOW Phoebe hates PBS…

Chandler comes in and sees them watching a cooking show. “I’ve told you guys never to watch the cooking channel!” Also Monica comes in asking for her broiling pan back but Joey and Chandler used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.


508: TOW the Thanksgiving Flashbacks…

Chandler is sitting in his recliner when the duck runs past quacking. He says in a sarcastic way, “Oh, oh, I’m a duck, I go quack, I am happy all the time.”


511: TOW all the Resolutions…

Joey is standing there with his fingers in his ears and his eyes closed so Chandler picks up the rooster and it flutters in Joey’s face scaring him.


512: TOW Chandler’s Work laugh…

Phoebe was pretending the duck was telling her a story. Later on Joey and Phoebe bet on who finds the tasty treat first. The duck finds it first.


519: TOW Ross Can’t Flirt…

When Caitlin was delivering the pizza’s, the duck runs past quacking and she asks where the chick is and Chandler said his in the back because the duck pissed him off. Also, when Joey was making the home video about his part in Law and Order, he grabs the duck that keeps quacking and threatens to shoot him.


521: TOW the Ball…

Rachel comes in with the cat and the birds start quacking and chirping like crazy. “It’s not a cat!” Joey tells them and they shut up.


610: TOW the Routine

Phoebe brings the chick and the duck in Monica’s apartment as she thinks they might be able to find where Monica’s hidden the presents.


620: TOW the Mac and CHEESE…

Chandler explains to the chick and the duck why they can’t go over to his and Monica’s apartment to visit. Chandler: “Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall. And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you.”


702: TOW Rachel’s Book

The duck ate Rachel’s face cream and threw up all over Joey’s couch and in his room.


1017: The Last One, Pt 1…

Joey buys a new chick and duck as a house warming present for Chandler. He names them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.

We learn that the old chick and duck went to a “special farm”.