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TOW = The One With/The One Where
TOA = The One After

701:
TOW Monica's Thunder...
The
gang are celebrating Chandler and Monica's engagement. Chandler and
Monica decide to celebrate in their bedroom, but unfortunately, Chandler
just couldn't perform. Later on, Monica catches Ross and Rachel kissing
in the hallway and gets mad at Rachel as she thinks she is trying to
steal her thunder. Joey gets an audition as a 19-year-old boy, so he
starts dressing and acting like one. And Phoebe wants to sing at
Chandler and Monica's wedding.
702:
TOW Rachel's Book...
Joey
decides to take a nap in Rachel's bed as the duck threw up in Joey's
room and on the couch. He finds a book there that Rachel has been
reading and realises it's similar to a porn novel. He then starts acting
out some of the scenes from the book whenever Rachel is around. Monica
and Chandler have lunch with Monica's parents where they find out that
Jack and Judy have spent all of Monica's wedding money on a beach house.
Monica is very upset as she will not be able to have her dream wedding.
Chandler reveals to her that he has enough money saved up and they can
use that instead. Meanwhile, Phoebe has moved her massage clinic to
Ross's apartment.
703:
TOW Phoebe's Cookies...
Chandler
gets glasses but everyone thinks he had them all along. Phoebe decides
to give Monica her grandmother's chocolate-chip cookie recipe as an
engagement present, but discovers it was destroyed in the fire. She and
Monica try to figure out the secret recipe, only to discover that they
are Nestle Tollhouse cookies. Rachel tries to teach Joey to sail his
boat but she turns into her Dad in the process. Chandler spends time
with Mr. Geller, and keeps having embarrassing moments at the gym.
704:
TOW Rachel's Assistant...
Rachel
gets promoted at Ralph Lauren and gets to hire an assistant. But she
can't choose between an experienced older woman or a cute inexperienced
guy named Tag. Days of Our Lives wants Joey back to play Drake
Ramoray's evil twin Stryker. Ross, Chandler and Monica reveal many
secrets about each other. Mac and CHEESE gets cancelled.
705:
TOW the Engagement Picture...
Monica
and Phoebe look for a nice picture of Chandler and Monica to be put in
the wedding announcement page in her parents' local paper. But every
picture Chandler is making a weird face. Chandler and Monica then go to
a professional photographer but Chandler continues to pull a weird face.
Rachel pays Joey to show Tag around the city. Phoebe goes on a date with
a guy who the gang call "Hums While He Pees" and Ross ends up
dating "Hums While He Pees" ex-wife, Whitney.
706:
TOW the Nap Partners...
Rachel
and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid-of-honor. Ross and Joey find
themselves in awkward positions after a nap. Monica insists that
Chandler apologise to an ex-girlfriend for dumping her because of a
weight gain.
707:
TOW Ross's Library Book...
After
an intimate date with a bright, likable woman (Kristin Davis), Joey
intends to move on and forget her, but she bonds so well with Rachel and
Phoebe that they actively campaign to convince Joey to continue dating
her. Meanwhile, a horrified Monica stumbles upon Janice, but somehow
allows her to invite herself to their wedding.
708:
TOW Chandler Doesn't like Dogs...
A
beaming Rachel is happily surprised when her hunky young assistant Tag
shows up for Thanksgiving dinner with the gang at Monica's. At the same
time, Phoebe sneaks a puppy into her apartment, forcing an allergic
Chandler to confess why he hates dogs, while a stubborn Ross refuses to
concede defeat, even if it means missing dinner when he cannot name all
50 states.
709:
TOW All the Candy...
Rachel
and her new boyfriend, Tag, set the ground rules for their new romance,
especially dicey since she's the boss and he's her assistant, but their
biggest snag is facing the embarrassment of having her pay for
everything they do. Back at the apartment building, Monica is in a
festive holiday mood as she whips up some special candy for her
anonymous neighbours but the stuff is so good, the mob nearly breaks
down her door demanding more.
710:
TOW the Holiday Armadillo...
Ross
is thrilled to have his young son Ben for the holidays and wants to
introduce the tyke to Chanukah, but the festival of lights pales when a
wide-eyed Ben clamors for only Christmas carols, Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer and especially, Santa Claus. Phoebe eagerly anticipates moving
back into her newly refurbished apartment again with Rachel but feels
she must first drive a wedge between Rachel and her current roomie,
Joey. Meanwhile, a clumsy Chandler cannot seem to master the fine art of
greasing the palms of maitre-d's with folding money in order to secure
better service.
711:
TOW All the Cheesecakes...
Phoebe
and Joey feud over what constitutes a proper excuse to flake out on
their weekly dinner plans and it's driving her batty, especially since
her old flame David (guest star Hank Azaria) has returned from Russia
for a romantic one-night date. Elsewhere, a gluttonous Rachel and
Chandler disgrace themselves when they repeatedly swipe deliveries of an
exquisitely tasty cheesecake from their neighbour's doorstep while Ross
reluctantly takes a seething Monica along to their cousin's wedding just
so she can berate the bride for not inviting her as well.
712:
TOW They're Up All Night...
It
could be a long sleepless night for everyone as Rachel finagles to spend
her first night with Tag -- until it dawns on her that they did not
overnight an important package before they left work -- while a clueless
Ross and Joey risk their lives when they are stuck on their building's
chilly roof. Elsewhere, Phoebe can't rid herself of a relentlessly
beeping smoke alarm, and Chandler and Monica annoy each other just
enough to remain wide awake.
713:
TOW Rosita Dies...
Phoebe's
first day as a telemarketer takes a bizarre turn when she encounters a
distraught office supply manager who's determined to end it all -- but
nobody hangs up on Phoebe when she's determined to make the biggest
"sale" of her life. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica are
super-bummed when their parents decide to sell their childhood home,
especially after their father discovers that Monica's boxed-up memories
from her youth are ruined from water damage. In addition, Rachel and
Chandler feel guilty when each believes they have broken Joey's
favourite ratty old chair, which he has affectionately dubbed "Rosita."
714:
TOW They All Turn Thirty...
Rachel
agonizes when the gang celebrates her 30th birthday and while they all
reflect on their own goofy experiences on their previous 30th birthday
parties -- including Monica's comic attempts to conceal her intoxication
from her parents -- Rachel ponders how to meet her remaining life goals.
Meanwhile, Phoebe remembers when she discovered sobering news from her
sister Ursula on her 30th and Ross also recalls his embarrassing fling
with a red sports car when he hit the magic number.
715:
TOW Joey's New Brain...
Joey
accidentally informs fellow "Days of Our Lives" castmate that
she will be fired so that her character's brain can be implanted into
his own -- and though the diva unloads on him, the odd couple quickly
end up in each other's arms. Elsewhere, Rachel and Phoebe try to
sabotage each other's chances to meet a cute guy who inadvertently left
his cell phone behind while Chandler and Monica desperately urge Ross
not to play his screeching Scottish bagpipes at their wedding.
716:
TOW the Truth About London...
Monica
and Chandler grudgingly agree to let Joey perform their wedding ceremony
-- once he's been "ordained" via the Internet -- and as the
couple fondly recall how their relationship changed during their London
trip years ago, Monica shares a startling revelation that leaves
Chandler's head spinning. Elsewhere, Rachel becomes Ben's favourite
babysitter when she teaches him practical jokes to play on his dad Ross.
In addition, Phoebe panics when she notices the possible side effects of
a headache medication she just swallowed.
717:
TOW the Cheap Wedding Dress...
Monica
regrets telling a fellow bride-to-be about a cheaper bridal store when
she later has to fight the woman tooth-and-nail for a unique wedding
dress -- and later duels her for the right to hire Chandler's favourite
band for the event. Down the hall, Ross also competes with Joey for the
affections of the same lissome lass.
718:
TOW Joey's Award...
Joey
is overjoyed to be nominated for a "Soapie" -- the third
most-prestigious award in daytime dramas -- but when the results don't
go his way, he's not above stealing one for himself, while the engaged
Monica frets when she realizes she will never experience the thrill of a
new relationship again. Elsewhere, Ross is more than curious when he
spies Chandler sneaking out of a male strip club while Phoebe finds a
cute guy.
719:
TOW Ross and Monica's Cousin...
When
the alluring cousin of Monica and Ross arrives for a visit after a long
absence since their childhood, her irresistible beauty causes serious
distractions for all the men who meet her -- including an uneasy Ross.
Elsewhere, Rachel and Phoebe are hopelessly overmatched when they try to
rush their plans for Monica's shower as is Joey when he foolishly tries
to trick a casting director to secure an acting role.
720:
TOW Rachel's Big Kiss...
An
embarrassed Rachel bumps into her old sorority sister and wonders
whether she should confront her old chum about a boozy incident from
their college days when their friendship unexpectedly took a dramatic
and passionate turn. In addition, Chandler and Ross try to out-suit each
other by renting tuxedos once used by celebrities for the upcoming
Chandler-Monica wedding. Meanwhile, Monica struggles to shuffle her
wedding reception seating to accommodate two more guests when dim-witted
Joey casually invites his parents to drop by.
721:
TOW the Vows...
With
only four weeks to go before their wedding, Monica is upset to find that
Chandler has not yet written his vows -- but then admits she hasn't
written hers, either. They both set out to put their feelings on paper,
but find that even after seeking help from Rachel, Phoebe, Joey and
Ross, the task still proves a lot more difficult than they had imagined.
To make matters worse, looking back over Chandler and Monica's
relationship leads to all six of the friends recalling the high -- and
low -- lights of their friendships with each other, and worrying that
things might be about to change for all of them.
722:
TOW Chandler's Dad...
While
reviewing her wedding-guest list, Monica learns that an embarrassed
Chandler hasn't invited his estranged dad -- so she arranges a
face-to-face meeting between the two in hopes that father and son can
patch up their differences before the ceremony. Elsewhere, wretched
driver Rachel swipes the keys to Monica's Porsche and speeds off with a
reluctant Ross aboard while the police are in hot pursuit. Joey wants to
prove to Phoebe that he is so secure in his masculinity that he can
wriggle into women's panties and learn to love it.
723:
TOW Monica and Chandler's Wedding...
In
the one-hour season finale, Monica and Chandler gather their offbeat
families on the eve of their wedding, but there's just one problem --
Chandler is missing when he gets cold feet and bolts, and while Ross
searches for him, Rachel and Phoebe desperately vamp to distract the
unsuspecting bride. Elsewhere, Joey can't pry himself away from shooting
a World War I film with a spit-and-polish actor in time to perform the
ceremony.
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